First, Como 1907 handed Manchester United a brutal 4-1 Champions League lesson. Now Bournemouth have arrived at Old Trafford and turned the Theatre of Dreams into a Theatre of Nightmares, cruising to a humiliating 3-0 victory. Apparently, United did not learn anything in Italy. Como exposed them in Europe, and Bournemouth have continued the practical lessons in England. At this rate, Carrick's men are collecting embarrassing defeats like football clubs collect trophies. Bournemouth scored three, United scored nothing, and Old Trafford witnessed another episode of How to Make Your Fans Suffer 101. The most painful part? United are not even giving their supporters a proper fight. They are making ordinary opponents look like European giants. First Como, now Bournemouth. Who is next — a friendly against the Manchester United supporters' club? Forget the Theatre of Dreams. This is becoming the Theatre of Disappointment, where the only thing more consistent than United's defending is their ability to disappoint millions of fans. Manchester United: Making small clubs feel big and big clubs feel lucky they are not playing them.