Monkey Bay Dramaaaaa! 🍺💔✂️
Police in Monkey Bay have arrested a 21-year-old “entrepreneur in the night economy”, Regina Justine, after she allegedly launched a razor-blade operation on her client’s “department of reproduction.”
According to Monkey Bay Police spokesperson Alice Sichali, the two were in what we can only describe as a situationship with benefits, and things went south on December 1 at Devil Street drinking joints — a place where, as we all know, decisions go to die.
Apparently, the man went a little too hard on the alcohol and ended up failing to log in to the night’s activities. Madam Regina, unhappy with the “no service delivery” and feeling neglected, allegedly picked up a razor blade and edited his manhood without permission while he was fast asleep.
The man is currently recovering at Monkey Bay Community Hospital, probably wondering why he ever passed through Devil Street in the first place.
Meanwhile, the suspect, who comes from Kampepuza Village under T/A Kwataine in Ntcheu, is in police custody — and social media is saying, “Next time drink responsibly… your life depends on it.”